Real man's personal ad...Old country boy but not in age

Hey ladies this is an old country boy better known as ___. I'm ___ years old. I stand 5'8 with reddish brown hair and baby sky clear blue eyes. I have been told my eyes do change to a brighter blue to bright as the blue sky...uh...I have pearly white teeth, dark complected, fourteen tattoos, and four body piercings. I'm a single dad of two little girls. They mean the world to me. What I'm looking in for in a woman is someone around my, preferably around my heighth level, preferably smaller, but it's ok if you're taller than I, but anyway...uh...someone petite to average built...uh...if you've got a little bit overweight on you that's fine, but if not, then that's fine too. No obese though. Someone that carry on a conversation and keep it alive, someone that is fun to hang out with. I say friendship first. You know, whatever pulls out of it pulls out of it, whatever don't I increased in a good friend. I wish I could find someone to talk to and to get to know better, someone that I can go to the clubs with...uh...I go to ____ quite a bit whenever I get out and get some free time...uh...anyway, if you're interested in talking to me and you haven't hit ___ yet, leave me a message...uh...with a phone number or something in it that I can get back in touch with you with, and I'll surely do so. Love to hear from you ladies and have a good day.

A real man's personal ad...The charmer

What’s up ladies? This is ____, box ____. Remember that because it’s going to be important to you one day. Um…(laughs)…I’m just playing. Anyway, I…a little bit about me. Blond-headed. I have baby blue eyes. I’m 5’11. I weigh 150. Um…I’m pretty tone. I take care of my body. Um, work out quite a bit. Um…what I like to do. I love to dance. Um, I’ve danced in a group for about six years so,…um…ya like to think you can hang then give me a shout, but I’d love to find a female that’s kind of aggressive,…um…a female that, I know, likes to laugh ‘cause I’m a big goof. I’m always goofing around, but, yet I have my serious side also. Um…I’m a professional,…uh…graduated from __ in ’98, so…um…I make very good money. Uh, enough to pay my bills plus yours probably. So, um, anyway, if any of this sounds interesting to you then give me a shout. I’m just on here being real so that’s kind of what I expect from whoever boxes me. Thanks. _____________________ I've gone out with him. He's a great guy and has everything I'm looking for. He ended up blowing me off last year but just contacted me again. I'm trying to resist talking to him again.

A real man's personal ad...Brother, could you spare some time?

Hi this is ____. Um...box number ____. I'm ____ years old. I am a male in ____, ___. I'm currently seeking a female somewhere in ___, ___. That'd be...uh...ideal I assume. Uh...Currently my interests right now...uh...I've got a lot of interests: anything outdoors,...um...love playing golf, love going to the lake,...uh...hanging out with friends, just...um...whatever happens...uh. Like the nightlife, like going out to...to, you know, grab a drink, nothing too crazy, but...uh...got a lot of interests. I am a very independent person. I...I am seeking someone that's independent. I like spending time with that person but also have to have my time alone. Um...I've got two dogs so they take up a lot of my time right now. One's a puppy, and one's a little bit older so they take up a lot of my time right now. That and I'm...uh...fixing up my house so if that sounds interesting to you just box me back ____. Thanks. ____________________________________ I went on a blind date with him. He has nice blue eyes and a great voice, but I just wasn't attracted to him enough.

He wants a woman who likes screws but not studs...A real men's newspaper ad

AS MY GUITAR GENTLY WEEPS
SHM, 26, N/S, N/D, N/Children, carpenter, seeks similar SWF, 22-33, N/S, who has no tattoos or piercings. You could be the lady of my dreams!

A real man's newspaper ad

ALL THAT IS BEAUTIFUL... enlightened, comfortable and deep.Handsome, lean, diverse, compassionate SWM, 47, 6', seeks attractive, enlightened, feminine SF, 40-50, who enjoys the woods and sea, is simple, yet wild and complex.

A real man's personal ad...take out the uh's and he sounds pretty cool, uh?

Yes, my name is...uh..._____ at...uh...box ____. Uh...to tell you about myself, I'm 6'3"...uh...brown hair, blue eyes,...uh...tan complected...uh...got a great sense of humor...uh...(clears throat)...spontaneous...uh...like to do just about anything as long as I'm having fun...uh...what I'm looking for...uh...what I'm looking for is a woman that will be...uh...upfront and honest 'cause there's a lot of people out there who's not. Someone that's kind,...uh...caring, and...uh...like to have fun and at the same time have a serious side to her. (Clears throat) Uh...so if you're looking for someone that...uh...not going to play games or...or...uh, you know, toy with your emotions, and, you know, you like what you hear then box me back and leave me a message. Hope to hear from you soon. Thanks. _________________________________________ So, that's his ad. The infamous Officer ____. Do all the uh's make you think he's hiding something? God I should have picked up on that! I met him and hung out with him a few times. Damn, he's good-looking and all, but he never told me he was married. I did a little investigating and found it out on my own. Then I told him that I hope his wife kills him. That was over a year ago. His ad is still on the line.

A real man's personal ad - he's humble...really

Hey, this is ____. Uh...I'm rerecording my ad because I think the last one made me sound a little too conceited, but I'm really not. I'm really humble, but I'm just trying to get the point across that I'm a really good-looking guy. I'm 5'11. Um...I've got dark brown hair. It...uh...I wear gel in it most of the time, so it's black. Um...I've got baby blue eyes. I've got a square chin. I'm in the gym constantly, all the time, five days a week. I've got 18 1/4" arms. Um...I'm a former marine. I got out last ____. (Clears throat) Um...I'm a full-time college student right now at ____ up at ____...um, but I come down to ____ frequently because I've got family down here so I'm visiting maybe every weekend, maybe every-other weekend, but the type of guy I am...I'm in a fraternity up there, so I...I love to drink, and I love to party, so, I mean, but I do have religious values, but, like I said, I do...um...party quite a bit...um...I'm down for whatever...um, but in return that's a little bit about what what I look like. I am a good-looking guy, so I look for in return a really attractive girl. I am...I do base a lot of relationships on looks...um...I would like for my girl to be height-weight proportionate. When I say that, I mean really petite, about 5'7", 5'8", you know...in that height range, right around 120, 130 tops, but if that sounds good to you, if you like what you hear, just box me back. Bye.