Death by Staples

Whoever put the last of the gazillion stapler cartridges we used to have into the faculty copier needs to die. The other person who needs to die is the person who ran off with the faculty workroom stapler. Guess what I'll be hearing until the new staples arrive?? "Where are the staples? Where's the stapler? Wah!" I'll just be thinking, "Tough! You idiots don't tell us when you break staplers, take the last folders, you don't tell us anything anymore." I'm sending out a "polite" email about all of this to all faculty very soon. There are so many new ones. Never used to be like this when it was just the core group.
The next stapler to run off will probably be the libby one. Must watch it like a hawk. I should just walk around with it and look intimidating. Step back or else be stapled! :)
Like I have time to deal with supplies anymore. No, we need to shift books and move stuff around (new expansion and all), order tons of books for new programs (just got permission to do so), and then figure out how to contend with the laptops. Going to have to watch over them like hawks as well.