T.D.O.T. - They Definitely Own Tractors

TDOT stands for "They Definitely Own Tractors." Afterall, they behave like farmers, right? Every few hours, they decide to change which lanes we can actually use. This is like farmers cycling their land usage, dividing up the land into fallow areas and areas that will be farmed. TDOT has just taken this concept and twisted it into an OCD-like obsession. Yep, they're farmers all right. Sadistic, transportation-minded ones.