Seymour Butts

This new nursing program is finally getting to an interesting turning point. Time for all of the new training equipment to be set up. Ok, so a derriere for a mannikin is named, "Seymour Butts." Now, that being said, it's not a cute butt, one to match the real guy with the reality show based on his porn industry lifestyle. A huge bed sore. And herpes on the front. That's what this pelvis has. Ewwww... All of the brand-new mannikins are technologically-advanced hermaphrodites. I can't wait to see them when they are hooked up to the computers, but I'm not sure how much of it I'll be able to take. They have plugs everywhere. Yesterday, a student said, "Oh, look here's the plug for a colostomy bag." I can't even deal with the idea of an IV. Thank God I'm not a nurse. Thank God. :)