My Mouth Needs Soap

Ok, so I was quite intrigued with the guy I met on Friday, but...NO. What did I learn that turned me off? Well, let's see...he's on Zoloft. May explain how overly happy he is. More importantly, he might as well be Wilt Chamberlain. He has slept with 87 women!!! 87? There is no way in hell I'm going to be number 88. Jesus, I haven't even KISSED that many guys. I'm up into the 50s there. Or did I break 60 with him? Man, I hope I didn't catch something from him. Ewww.